Will you indulge in a special spliff for the January full moon? The answer is in the stars
If you believe in it or not, astrology is enjoying yet another wave of popularity as the witches of the world find each other (and fans) via social media. It’s the source of endless jokes, memes, and lengthy discussions about whether or not Pisces can have Big Dick Energy or if Libras will ever be less clingy when they find love. Since this spectrum of space determined life advice covers all birthdays, there’s advice for everyone both shitty and brilliant.
Each sign is pretty different, which is why for the lunar eclipse full moon on January 10, we’re speculating via the stars how each consumes cannabis.
Aries: March 21-April 19
Aries are leaders and creative organizers. This is the thoughtful host or hostess who maybe isn’t a big smoker, but will always have some joints at a party or on hand for a travelling friend. Aries will abstain unless it’s the perfect pull of the perfect joint of high grade, maybe in gilded Shine Papers, don’t hand them the dregs of an almost gone roach.
Taurus: April 20-May 20
Taurus live for indulgences like cannabis and are stable creatures. This drive for comfort but backed by hard work leads them to choose a reliable pipe or sweet bubbler from MJ Arsenal to get the right amount of relaxation on after a hard day’s work.
Gemini: May 21-June 20
Getting down with both of their personas is a must, so Gemini switches between vaping out of a bourgie Pax 3 to twisting up old school chubby toothpick joints, like those out of a D.A.R.E. Commercial. You’ll be cackling after smoking with a Gemini, so don’t do your ab workout that day.
Cancer: June 21-July 22
Artistic Cancer is a homebody who craves a repetitive structure that habitual cannabis can provide. As potheads, you’ll find a Cancer sucking away at a vape pen while alternating a Juul, the cannabis/tobacco balance in digital form must be optimal for peak performance.
Leo: July 23-August 22
Brash Leo love to up the class factor, you’d likely see a Leo enjoying a high-end table piece like those of My Bud Vase before they launch out into the social butterfly either.
Virgo: August 23-September 22
Confident and riotously funny, Virgo comes stacked with Raw wrapped spliffs— the European kind. And though the tobacco isn’t welcome to the rest of us, if it keeps the perfectionist Virgo from keeling over from our insolence, I back it.
Libra: September 23-October 22
Dreamy Libras get very hot and cold with cannabis. When they’re in the mood to flit and fleet from leaf to leaf, you can find them eating half a loaf of infused banana bread and accidentally being stoned in inappropriate places. It’s quite lovable and hilarious.
Scorpio: October 23-November 21
Passionate Scorps barely touch the stuff, except to get better experiences in the sack. Why not get literal with some of Caitlin Rose Sweet’s super chic and delightfully graphic ceramics?
Sagittarius: November 22-December 21
Sag’s will be the most likely to try THC bath products to wash away all those glorious sins. Sagittarius signs party hard and are too busy working to smoke on the daily, but those periodic indulgences will be just that, indulgent as a bath.
Capricorn: December 22-January 19
Capricorn is sick of your shit, and definitely sick of both states that make homegrows illegal and high prices at dispensaries. They will be the first to invest in a Seedo because technology is more fun than socialization.
Aquarius: January 20-February 18
Aquarius, like many late wheel zodiacs, are either super into weed or completely ambivalent. When an Aquarius is hooked, they’re going to be big on dabs, bongs, hemp wraps — anything supersized.
Pisces: February 19-March 20
Just like their previous sign and frequent friend Aquarius, Pisces are all-or-nothing cannabis users. The cannabis inclined Pisces will be so committed that you can likely find them intermittently smoking, vaping, or eating edibles, and even slathering their entire body in topicals to deal with illnesses real and imagined.
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Written by Danielle Guercio, The Fresh Toast